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Who is Lorem Ipsum anyway?


The Monster of the Blank Page!


Lorem Ipsum
was a once-brilliant Latin scholar, who went to the dark side and became the scourge of all who must write... he's the monster that inhabits every document template until you vanquish him
with actual content.

 

He haunts the lives of web designers, programmers, website owners, bloggers and business people, bringing with him the horrifying reality that no matter how colorful the website... no matter how good the product is or how relevant their message...  you have to get rid of him first.

 

But when you try to remove him from your screen, a cold lonely chill envelops you.

The wind howls with malevolence, through twisted tree-letters and punctuation shaped shrubs that refuse to make sense of themselves. You’re doomed.

You'll die a lonely, miserable death, desperate to come up with worthwhile content to fill the blank white prison around you.

As the deadline for your project marches toward you with demented glee, an eerie voice begins to chant, taunting you over and over from within the hellish depths of the computer screen.... "Lorem Ipsum dolor sit amet..."

 

Don't you wish somebody could kill this bastard for you? *

 

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Online Portfolio
Here are just about all the samples of the various pages throughout this website, listed here by category for easy browsing. (All rights reserved, none of these works can be duplicated or re-used without written permission).

 

Grant Writing

Successful $900K Federal Government Proposal
Successful Grant Proposal Corporate Foundation (eBay)
Multi-Purpose Collateral Document for Youth Charity
Grantwriting Info / FAQ For Those Seeking to Hire a Grantwriter

 

Website Content

"About Us" Website Content for an Early Web Design Company circa 1999
Basic "Short-Form" Website Content, Small Construction Company
Web Sales Copy for Patio Enclosure Construction
Hard-Sell Long-Form Website "Sales Content", Self-Improvement "Dating Guru" Consultant
"About Me" Web Content and Credibility-Builder for Business Consultant
Website Content and Image-Building Copy for Specialty Photographer

 

"That's just IMPOSSIBLE to do!"

A Brochure That Makes People Want to Call a Los Angeles Used Car Dealer?
That bastard can "Sell Termites to a Cigar Store Wooden Indian" !
That bastard can "Sell Ice to an Eskimo" !

 

Sales Representative's Presentation Flip-Charts

Home Improvement Company In-Home Sales, Driveway Cobblestone / Paving Stone
Home Improvement Company In-Home Sales, Exterior Texture Coating

 

Press Releases

Aerospace Company Product In Severe Environment
Aircraft Product Available to Boost Performance
Child / Youth Airplane Toy Teaches Skills
WW2 Aircraft Replica for the Home Construction Hobbyist

 

Advertising Copy

Helicopter Product Trade Magazine Ad Series 1 of 3 (Published)
Helicopter Product Trade Magazine Ad Series 2 of 3 (Published)
Helicopter Product Trade Magazine Ad Series 3 of 3 (Published)
Helicopter Product Ad Concept Mock-Up #1 (Un-Published)
Helicopter Product Ad Concept Mock-Up #2 (Un-Published)

 

Business Letters

Building Variance Proposal
Ass-Kisser Letter to Politician
Strong "Back Off" Letter to Law Firm

Employer Back Salary Owed  Demand Letter

Request Letter to FAA For Aircraft Company

Approach and Solicitation Letter for Parts and Services Company

Request Letter to County Board of Commissioners for Consideration

 

Special-Purpose Sales Documents

Problem-Solver, "Free Estimate" Sheet
Problem-Solver Competition-Killer "Choosing the Right Contractor" Sheet
Problem-Solver Competition-Killer Questionnaire

"Top Ten Benefits" Copy (From Early Days of Business Website Marketing)

 

Instruction Manuals

Tempest Gladiator R/C Monster Truck
Global Hobby Offshore Flyer R/C Speedboat

Global Hobby Paramount 61 Acrobatic Aircraft
Surgeon's Manual TEXT DRAFT for Artificial Knee Replacement Joint
Off-Road Racing Transmission / Transaxle Installation Instructions
Aircraft Upgrade Procedure Program for FAA
Aircraft Upgrade Procedure Installation Instructions

Self-Setting Atomic Clock User Manual for (Consumer Product)

 

Non-Profit and Club Newsletters

Newsletter #1
Newsletter #2
Newsletter #3

Newsletter #4
Newsletter #5

 

Aviation Adventure Stories

The Auster Hassle, part one
The Auster Hassle, part two
Bill Berle's Excellent Adventure
High Adventure at Low Altitude
Bendix Stromberg and the Paranoid Terrorist Hot Dog Attack !

 

Educational Articles

The Time Machine
Simplified Principles of Aerodynamics For Teaching Young Fliers

 

Aviation Poetry

Glider Rider
Life and Death
Requiem for an Airfield
The Argument up in the Clouds
Green Prison
An AS-W20 Pilot's Limerick
A Christmas Lesson